More Couch Than Ouch Edit Meaning

1. taking a shit, then wiping your "dirty" ass, only to see your log has mysteriously vanished from your bowl. I felt and saw th..

1. A play on words for significant other. Your live-in life partner in a non-wed relationship that you are crazy about. I would like to in..

1. reverse oral position when your nuts rest on her eyes while giving you head She put on my Iranian goggles...