Morecambe Edit Meaning

1.

Lancashire seaside town, totally devoid of all features usually associated with seaside towns, such as amusement arcades, little shops selling tat, chip shops, hotels, beaches and, er, tourists. Apart from the occasional mass-drowning, nothing ever happens here.

Person 1: Shall we go to Morecambe?

Person 2: No, shall we stay here and eat our own feet instead?

2.

Morecambe,England is basically the crappiest town in England and believe me,England is full of them....(apart from maybe Lancaster...) its near Lancaster (doubling my MISERY) and basically its full of bed and breakfasts that the government use to house scoungers.Theres no components of a regular sea side town,and everything it had going for it closed down yonks ago.

Me- *pleads* Never go to Morecambe!

See rubbish, horrible, chavs, devoid, disgusting

3.

Where war veterans go to retire/hide. Big Masonic community.

Don't go to Morecambe without a gun.

See John Henry