What is Morgan Freeman?
1.
Awesome. Only his hair ages. He played God twice. In fact, he is God.
Holly: Kim, what will I do? I can't stand up!
*Morgan Freeman shows up*
Morgan: Yes you can.
*Holly stands up*
Holly: Are you God?
*Morgan Freeman winks, and with a puff of white smoke, disappears*.
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2.
Morgan Freeman is God, and shoots lasers from his finger tips. He and his son Denzel Washington (AKA Jesus Christ) wonder Hollywood destroying hobos and drug dealers, and make good movies.
Morgan Freeman is God
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3.
1. Morgan Freeman: American actor usually playing(the wise black man) in a movie (shawshank, Robin hood, batman, etc..)
2. a name now used to describe ones remarkable wisdom and understanding in any given situation. Regarded as a humble sage or mystic.
A: thanks for the advice. your like the wise black man in all those movies
B: Morgan Freeman?
A: Yeah- you’re my Morgan Freeman
"im a little tired and a little drunk so my advice is less then Morgan Freeman at the moment"
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4.
Landing a skateboard trick as clean as possible.
Cleaner than "buttery" or "steezy".
Man 1: Watch this heelflip
*lands the heelflip*
Man 2: WOAH! That was Morgan Freeman!
*Morgan Freeman appears*
Freeman: Damn straight
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5.
A person who acts heroically in a way similar to a best supporting actor, particularly in partner card/skill games... Sometimes referred simply as a 'Morgan' or 'Morgana.'
"Bid high. I've got a Morgan."
"Your partner is a fucking Morgan Freeman."
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6.
an illegal, but cute red slider turtle from a sketchy shop in New York City. Lives in dorm rooms with the inclination to escape from seemingly impossible enclosures to roam the room for days.
You see my Morgan Freeman? Wait, where is he? *drunk* nooooo morgannnn
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7.
1.another word for the HNIC, head nigga in charge.
2.someone who stands up to the white man.
1."hes a real morgan freeman so don't mess with him."
2."that guy is a real morgan freeman for talking to Bush like that ."
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