Moriswineophobia

What is Moriswineophobia?


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The phobia of all dead pigs, or pork products. To a moriswinophobic all pork products are sickening, but this phobia excludes other meats, or animals.

This phobia is not to be confused with swineophobia, the fear of ALL pigs.

"Dude, you gonna eat bacon?"

"No, you have it... please!"

"Oh, you don't like bacon?"

"Nah, I have moriswineophobia."

"That's retarded."

See bacon, pork, dead pig


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