What is Morley?
1.
Someone who is addicted to their own national lager regardless of taste or price, eg someone from scotland who is addicted to tennants lager.
Your such a cheapskate morley.
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2.
slang (yes SLANG!!!) word for pot, weed, dope, canabis, hash, etc
3.
A term used to describe a special type of closet homosexual. When a person cannot face his or her own true sexuality and instead focuses all of his or her energy on building and enhancing Star Trek and Ghostbusters paraphernalia.
See that guy's proton pack? What a morley!
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Annointed King of STFU, Chris Morley was the original founder of PCFX, mxFX, WhereIsPhantom, and his hit-or-miss smack-downs are famous on websites ranging from 3dfiles, Tech-PC, Hard|OCP, Hardware-Pacers, and many others.
My God...it was as if Morley himself logged in and smacked your bitch up!
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5.
A pint of lager with a bit of lemonade in the bottom. Usually drunk by ponces (or southerners).
I feel like a tart's drink. "A pint of Morley please."
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