Morley Texts

What is Morley Texts?

Morley Texts is when you have unlimated texts and decide to continuosly text a vertically challanged being to provoke a paranoid reaction.

Oi DV, r u sending morley texts to that short ass over there?

Yeh m8 hes scatting out

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