What is Morlock Crackfiend?
1.
The faceless moron who ruins things for the productive people on the surface with incomprehensibly illogical rules; regional manager. Resides in a subterranean world in which crack is smoked incessantly, and policy is written whilst under the influence of crack.
Business was running smoothly until the morlock crackfiend imposed the hiring policy. Now all the new hires are brainless, useless Eloi people.
Random Words:
1.
What you say to someone when trying to avoid talking about the elephant in the room.
After seeing the look on Grandma's face when ..
1.
The only true solution to a spak attack.
there's too many of them! the only thing that can save us now is the Hyper Spasic Beatdow..
