What is Morlock Crackfiend?
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The faceless moron who ruins things for the productive people on the surface with incomprehensibly illogical rules; regional manager. Resides in a subterranean world in which crack is smoked incessantly, and policy is written whilst under the influence of crack.
Business was running smoothly until the morlock crackfiend imposed the hiring policy. Now all the new hires are brainless, useless Eloi people.
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A waitress, who may or not be attractive (depending on your level of intxoication), but definitely needs to lose anywhere from 15-25 pou..
