What is Mormon Crotch?
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Having a disgusting wet spot from a nocturnal emission concerning your roommates mother. Then proceeding to walk around for hours with said spot on pants and showing everyone your ejaculant....Mormon crotch.
Pete had a case of the Mormon crotch after he ejaculated in his pants while dreaming about my mother.
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a zigga in every sense plus a hint of the star character from the mtv true life movie "Jail Bait" from the late 90's.
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Going 20+ years without having sex
Simon HP is still on his vaginal protest
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