Mormon Crotch

What is Mormon Crotch?


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Having a disgusting wet spot from a nocturnal emission concerning your roommates mother. Then proceeding to walk around for hours with said spot on pants and showing everyone your ejaculant....Mormon crotch.

Pete had a case of the Mormon crotch after he ejaculated in his pants while dreaming about my mother.

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