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The colour of one's eyebrow is mirrored by the colour of the pubes. Nuff said.
Tom: "Bell, what colour are your pubes?"
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When the time is 13:37pm.
Noob: "Whats the time...?"
Me: "Its 1337 o'clock
Noob: "Wtf is 1337 o'clock?&..
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The act of walking out of a bathroom at work holding a paper towel as if you actually washed your hands after doing your business there...