What is Mormon Food?
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Mormon food is most accurately described to the modern world as
Your Friend: Dude, your girlfriend eats like a starving dog!
You, you bastard: Yeah, I stopped off at Wendy's and stocked up on Mormon food for my bitch.
Your Friend: Damn, you stupid.
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