What is Mormon Missionary Position?


1.

A position one assumes while having sex (in any position) with a Mormon Missionary.

The young men got his bicycle and assumed a Mormon Missionary Position. He left the house with man gravy all over his chin.

See missionary position, blowjob, spooge, mormon


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