Mormon Panty Liners

What is Mormon Panty Liners?


1.

Special Holy sanitary pads used by Mormon women to protect their Mormon Underwear from "the curse". These are sometimes also used by Mormon men to avoid being embarrassed by Mormon Crotch.

1. Naomi didn't want the class to know she would be unclean for a week, so she used Mormon Panty Liners to hide the shameful stain.

2. Upon seeing his 13-year-old bride, Jeremiah immediately developed Mormon Crotch. Fortunately he had planned ahead, and taped a Mormon Panty Liner over his throbbing member prior to the wedding.

See mormon, underwear, menses, ejaculation, cum, fetish, crotch, kotex


63

Random Words:

1. this word came 4rm the ghetto. it basically means wen a homie is just damn gorgeous and delicious. gorgeous + delicious = g-lish &quo..
1. To suddenly feel ill or sick as a result of checking your online calendar to find out you are in meetings all day long. Tell your boss ..
1. A chocolate flavoured afternoon treat. It was about 4:30 and Andy was feeling slightly hungry. He decided he would have a yogo. See yo..