What is Mormon Panty Liners?
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Special Holy sanitary pads used by Mormon women to protect their
1. Naomi didn't want the class to know she would be unclean for a week, so she used Mormon Panty Liners to hide the shameful stain.
2. Upon seeing his 13-year-old bride, Jeremiah immediately developed
Mormon Crotch . Fortunately he had planned ahead, and taped a Mormon Panty Liner over his throbbing member prior to the wedding.
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Paying more than you should for the watered down version of something that has already been done many years ago
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