What is Mormon Porn?
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Doesn't really exist.
I want to watch some mormon porn!
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The "happily-ever-after" wedding scenes in Disney movies.
My kid wanted me to go back and play the mormon porn in Beauty and the beast for the 57th time
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Oral sex without a great deal of movement.
"Yeah, she went down on me after that party, but we were both reeeaaallly tired. It was..