Mormonics

What is Mormonics?

A portmanteau of 'Mormon' and 'phonics' - A peculiar language for a peculiar people.

Napoleon Dynamite speaks perfect mormonics.

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Tugboat Captain

1. A guy who videotapes himself masturbating and posts the video online with the hope of making a living on monthly subscription fees. Edd..

Vagina-mirror

1. your boyfriend fancies himself so much, he's never noticed your love heart shape bikin-waxing for valentines lmao! the only way to..

Tas-all-offing

1. a guy/girls whos all over a guy/girl that dosent have the balls to do anything back. trying to get sex, makingout,head, or gropping from..

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