Mormonics

What is Mormonics?

A portmanteau of 'Mormon' and 'phonics' - A peculiar language for a peculiar people.

Napoleon Dynamite speaks perfect mormonics.

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Granny Gestapo

1. The elderly female employees stationed at the entrance to Walmartstores. The purpose of the Granny Gestapo is to make honest Walmart sho..

Giant Juggernaut

1. To do a poo in a public place. Laura was startled when the old lady caught her giant juggernauting behind a parked car. See laura, gia..

Queen Mother

1. A goobertastically delicious modified ice cream sandwich. It's made by removing one chocolate side of a regular ice cream sandwich ..

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