What is Morn Porn?
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to put on porn before your woman wakes up to induce sexual contact once again.
i was so drunk last i dont remember banging sally so i put on morn porn the next day to get her going again.
i woke up with a boner so i put on morn porn to relieve my raging cock.
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Waiting until the last possible second to do your taxes.
Procrastinating + taxes = Protaxtinating
Kid, "Mom, I need to file the ..
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An exclamation of unhappiness. Often used when supremely pissed off. While fucking a is generally a good thing (meaning fucking amazing)..
