What is Morn Porn?
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to put on porn before your woman wakes up to induce sexual contact once again.
i was so drunk last i dont remember banging sally so i put on morn porn the next day to get her going again.
i woke up with a boner so i put on morn porn to relieve my raging cock.
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Basically the same as, "Holy Sh*t"
Just censored and a bit catchier.
"Holyshmoly that girl was hot!"
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During WWII French women would stuff their vaginas with cheese and queef to avoid being raped by Nazi soldiers during village invasions...
