Mornaphobe

What is Mornaphobe?

A person who is typiclly afraid of the morning, waking up to it, thinking, or even talking about it.

Guy: Hey, wake up already, it's 2 in the afternoon already.

Girl: Good!

Guy: Whadya mean? You got 20 minutes to get ready for the concert!

Girl: I know, but I had to, It's not good for my Mornaphobia. There's really no cure.

Guy: Oh, you're a Mornaphobe. So is my mom.

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