Mornaphobe

What is Mornaphobe?

A person who is typiclly afraid of the morning, waking up to it, thinking, or even talking about it.

Guy: Hey, wake up already, it's 2 in the afternoon already.

Girl: Good!

Guy: Whadya mean? You got 20 minutes to get ready for the concert!

Girl: I know, but I had to, It's not good for my Mornaphobia. There's really no cure.

Guy: Oh, you're a Mornaphobe. So is my mom.

See hi, i, know, what, to, write

Dechlamydify

1. To extract the sexually transmitted disease on/in a body. I need to dechlamydify my eye. See clap, craps, std, hiv, aids..

Cow Patty

1. bassically Cow Shit and thats it. O man I stepped in a cow patty. See shit, crap, poop, doody..

Omgz

1. A spin of "oh my god" or "oh my gosh" with a z on the end, mostly used by illiterate chicks who type only netspeak a..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Mornaphobe Edit Meaning