Mornification

What is Mornification?

The act of sexual intercourse early in the day, derived from the words "morning" and "fornification".

"Screw Folger's! The best part of waking up is mornification!"

"I called in sick to work because I knew there was going to be some sweet mornification."

See intercourse, fornification, sex, early, making love

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