Mornin Fuglies

What is Mornin Fuglies?

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The realization upon wakening after a night of drinking that the partner of choice you lucked upon last night,in the clear light of day is in reality fugly.

This condition is not as serious as a coyote wakening,however,it is responsible for a large number of lies and a usually rapid exit from the environs.

Dude1:"damn dude,you were wasted last night."

Dude2:"yeah,and I had the mornin fuglies...I was sneakin out early when the scag woke so I told her I was going to find us some breakfast."

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