Mornin Wood

What is Mornin Wood?

when you wake up with a hard on

Zombitute

1. A zombie prostitute. Cheap and ready for the get go. Need more explaining? Slap him, or her around for the hell of it before unleashing ..

Neon Slap

1. The act of slapping the dash board of a Neon to get the gauges working. Owners of 1st generation Neons are probably quite familiar with ..

Devil Sticks

1. Devil sticks consist of 3 batons (even though they are reffered to as a pair of sticks) which are used in juggling/equilibristic acts.Tw..

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