Mornin Wood

What is Mornin Wood?

when you wake up with a hard on

Dick Fib

1. A little white lie about the size of your penis. Billy told Emily a little Dick Fib so he could get her in the sack. Shit, he figured s..

Jacker's Arm

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Zubraface

1. Derived from zubra in Arabic meaning penis and face in English (obviously) . Therefore Middle East meets West = penisface. Hell, look a..

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