Morning Bed Hump

What is Morning Bed Hump?


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When a man wakes up in the morning with a stiffy, and humps his bed because there's no female readily at hand to hump.

Every morning, there's never a girl next to Tundo, so he does his ritual morning bed hump before brushing his teeth.

See wake up, morning wood, morning love


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