What is Morning Bed Hump?
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When a man wakes up in the morning with a stiffy, and humps his bed because there's no female readily at hand to hump.
Every morning, there's never a girl next to Tundo, so he does his ritual morning bed hump before brushing his teeth.
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To make Unhorny or no longer horny
I unhornified Jen today.
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Any day that includes a totally unexpected occurrence that one did not know would happen when they woke up that day.
"Did you hear..
