Morning Bed Hump

What is Morning Bed Hump?

When a man wakes up in the morning with a stiffy, and humps his bed because there's no female readily at hand to hump.

Every morning, there's never a girl next to Tundo, so he does his ritual morning bed hump before brushing his teeth.

See wake up, morning wood, morning love

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Zogg

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W.h.a.l.e.

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