What is Morning Bed Hump?
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When a man wakes up in the morning with a stiffy, and humps his bed because there's no female readily at hand to hump.
Every morning, there's never a girl next to Tundo, so he does his ritual morning bed hump before brushing his teeth.
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Feigning the appearance of being sell-out. Bringin a watered down version of artistry into the mainstream. Also applies in any situation..
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Is when a woman has a beautiful body (fruit) with an awful face (monkey).
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EXTREAMLY horney. Being used , as the white siberian huskey
has a large pink penis that stands out (and up)against their white fur.
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