What is Morning Bed Hump?
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When a man wakes up in the morning with a stiffy, and humps his bed because there's no female readily at hand to hump.
Every morning, there's never a girl next to Tundo, so he does his ritual morning bed hump before brushing his teeth.
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(Noun): Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.
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To masturbate and then fall asleep
Person 1: Damn, it's getting late. I think I'm going to whack it and then pass out.
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