Morning Bed Hump

What is Morning Bed Hump?

When a man wakes up in the morning with a stiffy, and humps his bed because there's no female readily at hand to hump.

Every morning, there's never a girl next to Tundo, so he does his ritual morning bed hump before brushing his teeth.

See wake up, morning wood, morning love

W.t.h.

1. What The Heck seeing something that surprise you or confused W.T.H. was dat why u say dat for dat pic u have there See angry, confu..

W.p.t.

1. white people's time - an event starting on time versus starting late. w.p.t. time versus c.p.t. which is colored people's tim..

Retidiotard

1. n. A situation or person who is "retarded" with a little bit of idiot thrown in for good measure. "You are a retidiot&qu..

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