Morning Boner

What is Morning Boner?

when you get a boner in the morning, and you dont know why, its just standing tall and strong!

A boner that occurs when someone wakes up in the morning usually because the body is automatically holding in urine.

Ugghh, dude. i needed to take a piss but i had a serious morning boner and had to bend over!

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