Morning Cock

What is Morning Cock?

The nightly build up of urine and pre-cum located underneath the forskin of a male, especially teenage males.

"Man, i've got total "Morning Cock", my knob smells like a Vietnamese prostitute with an armpit fetish."

and/

"Dude, smell my cod"

See smell, urine, cock, gross

Hot Melvin

1. Recieving a blow job while taking a shit at the same time. She was surprised when her boyfriend asked for a hot melvin. See sex, sex p..

Ridelcher

1. The act of one person stabbing another, then proceeding to fuck the newfound wound. HOLY HELL! Jack just gave Christine a ridelcher! an..

/panic

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