Morning Cock

What is Morning Cock?

The nightly build up of urine and pre-cum located underneath the forskin of a male, especially teenage males.

"Man, i've got total "Morning Cock", my knob smells like a Vietnamese prostitute with an armpit fetish."

and/

"Dude, smell my cod"

See smell, urine, cock, gross

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