Morning Coil

What is Morning Coil?

Another name for excrament. Named so because of the time of day it is performed and the shape it makes in the bowl.

I like to start the day with a coffee, followed closely by my morning coil.

See The Strut

Zenophobic

1. 1.(n or adj.) A common mispelling of Xenophobic, which is the fear of foreigner(s). Pronounciation: zeh-nO-phO-bik Texter 1: Hey dude..

Morde

1. Kickin' rad redheaded fox with green eyes There was a morde along the other day. SHe was da bomb. See Bart..

Cum Farmer

1. Someone who has a cum farm, works at a sperm bank, or likes cum. Used mostly as an insult Jack: "That bitch is is a slut!" ..

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