Morning Constitution Edit Meaning

1. The loop of options where you get stuck when trying to navigate your voice mail. I tried changing my phone greeting and I got stuck in ..

1. Burgers for people who don't like burgers. Kind of like computerburgers, except more stupid stuff that no one uses. I eat eggburge..

1. The coolest guys on the planet, we invented "The Houdinni" (the one where you switch partners; we also invented the stranger a..