Morning Crotch

What is Morning Crotch?


1.

refers to the putrid smell that eminates from the groinal region after a night of festering in one's own sweat and other bodily fluids. the lower equivalent of morning breath.

person 1: "so dude, sally stayed over last night and in the morning i decided to do a little donut diving."

person 2: "wtf man, that morning crotch will kill ya."

person 1: *shivers*

See crotch, morning, bad breath, douche, going down, eating out, oral sex, oral, fellatio, vagina


56

Random Words:

1. to do voodoo Are you Voodooing me? See voodoo, ing, hurting..
1. The person who smuggles goodies into jail up his ass. Con 1: Hey were did you get that carton of smokes? Con 2: It was a present from ..
1. The act of exposing the male genitalia after lifting the scrotum over the entire penis towards the stomach. This forms a half globe of h..