What is Morning Crotch?
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refers to the putrid smell that eminates from the groinal region after a night of festering in one's own sweat and other bodily fluids. the lower equivalent of morning breath.
person 1: "so dude, sally stayed over last night and in the morning i decided to do a little donut diving."
person 2: "wtf man, that morning crotch will kill ya."
person 1: *shivers*
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Queefiness- When someone smells really bad.
Chaz really has a queefiness smell because he didn`t shower this morning.
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