Morning Crust

What is Morning Crust?

1.

When you spend all night buying pay-per-view pornos and rub the pope all night long. You eventually pass out and in the morning when you wake up your sheets are all crusty from your spooge.

Guy 1: Hey man what's going on?

Guy 2: Oh, you know, putting clean sheets on, dusting the mattress.

Guy 1: That's bullshit you spent all night jerkin it and now you have Morning Crust.

See morningwood, spooge, sperm, cum

0

Random Words:

Mwts

1. An abbreviation of "Mess With The Settings". Which directly implies that a person should mess with the settings until they get..

Riff-raff

1. Un-savory people in our society. People you do not want to be associated with. Ex. If this was America it would be a gated community in..

W00tz0rz

1. 1.) When someone beats a game they show an expresion. w00tz0rz I beat you by alot of points. ex. See Tim..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free