Morning Deuce

What is Morning Deuce?

1.

Defecation immediately upon waking.

If one habitually suffers morning duece symptoms (being woken by abdomenal pains, excessive farting and/or swamp ass) diagnosis of Morning Deuce Syndrome (MDS) is likely.

"I couldn't sleep in this morning.. a god damn morning deuce woke me from my slumber."

"Yeah, so I ran some tests and well, you came up positive. It looks like you've got Morning Deuce Syndrome and well, here's the real kicker... you may never sleep in again."
22

Random Words:

Zoing
1. 1) The word said when having the same thought as another or crossing of brain waves. Usually said while the pointing of fingers stickin..
Read more
Zullo
1. one who is chill as fuck, and wont pass up a blunt. im feelin so zullo right now...gimme that joint. See chill, funny, awesome, alicia..
Read more
Jo Dee Messina
1. A Country singer, born in Holliston, Mass. Jo De Messina's most recent hit was "My Give a Damn's Busted"..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free