What is Morning Deuce?
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Defecation immediately upon waking.
If one habitually suffers morning duece symptoms (being woken by abdomenal pains, excessive farting and/or swamp ass) diagnosis of
"I couldn't sleep in this morning.. a god damn morning deuce woke me from my slumber."
"Yeah, so I ran some tests and well, you came up positive. It looks like you've got Morning Deuce Syndrome and well, here's the real kicker... you may never sleep in again."
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A Rugger Hugger is a homosexual or gay person.
Ben is such a rug hugger
See gay, homosexual, queer, odd..
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Coupling of words used to insult and enrage a fellow by suggesting he "shines knobs"
More offensive than the word "wank..
