What is Morning Deuce?
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Defecation immediately upon waking.
If one habitually suffers morning duece symptoms (being woken by abdomenal pains, excessive farting and/or swamp ass) diagnosis of
"I couldn't sleep in this morning.. a god damn morning deuce woke me from my slumber."
"Yeah, so I ran some tests and well, you came up positive. It looks like you've got Morning Deuce Syndrome and well, here's the real kicker... you may never sleep in again."
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A POWERFUL explosion that within itself causes additional explosions that under no circumstances anyone can survive. The entire universe..
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slang for a chick's ass
she dumped out her poop purse on the glass coffee table I was laying under
See ass, can, turd cutter, mon..
