Morning Fart

What is Morning Fart?


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That one, special, loud, extra potent burst of flatulence that you expunge within the first hour or so of waking up. This kind of fart is usallly quite loud, may have a 'wet' sound to it, and is found to be quite scary for those who may overhear it, or smell it.

It ain't morning till I've let that morning fart loose!


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