What is Morning Fart?
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That one, special, loud, extra potent burst of flatulence that you expunge within the first hour or so of waking up. This kind of fart is usallly quite loud, may have a 'wet' sound to it, and is found to be quite scary for those who may overhear it, or smell it.
It ain't morning till I've let that morning fart loose!
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Noun.
Blond pubic hair. Can also be white, light brown, or almost see through. Most natural blonds have a vanilla patch.
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A punch to the kidney by a silent assassin who sneaks up behind the unsuspecting victim.
Depending on the severity of the attack, the..
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A very old man with a grey beard and grey hair
Often quite filthy
Comes from the term for santa old st filth
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