Morning Fingers

What is Morning Fingers?

When you're sleeping and youre scratchin' away at your junk, and ass and when you wake up your fingers smell like taint sauce.

"Damn i got fuckin' morning fingers again!"

Pauletich

1. The act of being the worst possible "One upper" in the history of one uppers. Not only will this person have 2 villa's in..

Longcut

1. When a "shortcut" takes longer than the normal route, or saves no time at all. Person #1: Dude just take the next turn, it&ap..

On The Train

1. Often spoken on the phone, when simultaneously also on the train. *ring ring. ring ring* A: "Hello" B: "Hi" A: &..

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