Morning Fingers

What is Morning Fingers?

When you're sleeping and youre scratchin' away at your junk, and ass and when you wake up your fingers smell like taint sauce.

"Damn i got fuckin' morning fingers again!"

Motherhumping

1. A word used to replace the common F-word. Where are my motherhumping cloths?! See f-ing, funny, mother, humping..

Mike Valant

1. When a black man has a small chink penis. I heard Denzel's wife wont fuck him cause hes got a Mike Valant dick. See chode, small ..

Virtual Sex

1. Sex by means of electronic media, ie e-mail, IM, or text messaging I hate it when the connection goes down right in the middle of virtu..

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