Morning Glory

What is Morning Glory?


1.

To awaken with a boner so hard a cat couldn't scratch it , otherwise known as to sleep in a tent, or to have a dawn horn.

Loose the morning glory before you put somebody's eye out

2.

The seeds of several varieties of Morning Glory (Ipomoea violacea) contain a naturally occurring tryptamine called Lysergic Acid Amide (LSA), which is closely related to LSD. Seeds are taken orally, and can be eaten whole or the active alkaloids can be extracted.

The most common active varieties of seeds are Heavenly Blue, Pearly Gates, and Flying Saucers. Like LSD, LSA acts as a "psychedelic" or "hallucinogen" which can have strong mental effects.

I didn't have any LSD so I orally ingested some Morning Glory seeds instead.

3.

An erection caused by testosterone levels being high in the body during the early hours of the morning.

Man waking up with a mysterious erection.

4.

an event where a person, hopefully male, awakes with a full erection.

"Rob always gets a morning glory"

5.

When you wake up with morning wood, put it in your girlfriends ass and yell "the south will rise again!"

I gave her the morning glory this morning. She loves the confederates.

See confederate, morning wood, wood, morning, hard on

6.

1. LSA or 9,10-Didehydro-6-methylergoline-8ß-carboxamide or D-lysergic acid amide or LA-111.

C16H17N3O3

2. To wake up with a 'hard-on'.

1. "Know where I can get any Morning Glory seeds?"

2. "I've got 'Morning Glory'."

See Diego

7.

Waking up to stiff wood after having had a recurring dream about a chick from highschool whom you couldn't get to fuck you.

That dream about (insert girl's name here) was great, but now I've got a morning glory.


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