Morning Glow

What is Morning Glow?


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To do this wonderfully hilarious trick the male must engage in sexual activity WITH HIS MORNING WOOD. While engaged in sexual activity (preferably oral sex), the male must have glitter of his choice of color in his hand. When the male reaches the pinnacle of his orgasm, before ejaculating, must make a valiant effort to excrete his penile fluids onto the woman's face. Using the penile fluids as a form of glue, the male then slaps the woman across the face with his glitter hand. As the male slaps the woman, the excess glitter will fly up into the air, while the others will stick to the female's face. Laughter ensues.

1. When Theresa and I had such crazy sex that she fell asleep last night, I decided to wake her up this morning with a Morning glow.

2. Since my roommate Vivian ate all the Chinese food and deleted all my porn, i decided to get some glitter and give her a Morning glow before she went to school.

3. I gave Linda a Morning glow because she was begging for it. Who cares if shes my sister?

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