What is Morning Goblin?
1.
When an ugly girl, who wears a ton of makeup in order to look attractive, wakes up in the morning she is said to be a morning goblin. The makeup invariably rubs off during the night or is otherwise removed, revealing the girls 'true' appearance.
Dude, that chick you hooked up with last night was a total morning goblin!
See
Random Words:
1.
A person who has one East Asian parent and one Jewish (almost always Caucasian) parent.
You know Seth Wong? He's a Kung Fu Jew.
S..
1.
1. "to hook up with a person outside of a relationship or fling"
2. "to engage in acts in one night with multiple peo..