Morning Goblin

What is Morning Goblin?

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When an ugly girl, who wears a ton of makeup in order to look attractive, wakes up in the morning she is said to be a morning goblin. The makeup invariably rubs off during the night or is otherwise removed, revealing the girls 'true' appearance.

Dude, that chick you hooked up with last night was a total morning goblin!

See ugly, nasty, two bagger, butterface, coyote ugly, Jethro Tull
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