What is Morning Goblin?
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When an ugly girl, who wears a ton of makeup in order to look attractive, wakes up in the morning she is said to be a morning goblin. The makeup invariably rubs off during the night or is otherwise removed, revealing the girls 'true' appearance.
Dude, that chick you hooked up with last night was a total morning goblin!
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"The White Stripes announced the completion of Icky Thump on February 28, 2007. The title is derived from "ecky-thump", a..
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Fairly plausible
I can vouch for that fairly fairy that it's not just airy fairy pie in the sky type of thingamabob.
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when a guy thinks he has a boner but doesn't.
Foner boners are usually bragged about.
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