What is Morning Goblin?
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When an ugly girl, who wears a ton of makeup in order to look attractive, wakes up in the morning she is said to be a morning goblin. The makeup invariably rubs off during the night or is otherwise removed, revealing the girls 'true' appearance.
Dude, that chick you hooked up with last night was a total morning goblin!
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An imaginary fairy that can be either male or female. It wears a pink ballerina outfit with fairy wings and announces its visits before..
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To set your cell phone on vibrate, put it down your pants and call it.
Stefanie is cellularbating...she told me to call her phone...
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