Morning Goblin

What is Morning Goblin?


1.

When an ugly girl, who wears a ton of makeup in order to look attractive, wakes up in the morning she is said to be a morning goblin. The makeup invariably rubs off during the night or is otherwise removed, revealing the girls 'true' appearance.

Dude, that chick you hooked up with last night was a total morning goblin!

See ugly, nasty, two bagger, butterface, coyote ugly, Jethro Tull


25

Random Words:

1. a word one uses when they see another accomplish something rare/great. man, i just saw that guy do 50 back flips off a house. He must h..
1. Surfing term. Perfect waves. They are Four Feet to Six Feet in height. "Good morning board riders! Today we have a small offsho..
1. A small blob of paint left over on ones finger after using spray paint. Always happens with hard to wash off paint. I have paint finger..