What is Morning Goblin?
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When an ugly girl, who wears a ton of makeup in order to look attractive, wakes up in the morning she is said to be a morning goblin. The makeup invariably rubs off during the night or is otherwise removed, revealing the girls 'true' appearance.
Dude, that chick you hooked up with last night was a total morning goblin!
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When an irish man pulls his package up over his belt and drops his shirt over it, then shows people unsuspectingly.
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Something that one does with their hand in a moment of akwardness. (See Sinc Transit Gloria by Brand New.)
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