What is Morning Goblin?
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When an ugly girl, who wears a ton of makeup in order to look attractive, wakes up in the morning she is said to be a morning goblin. The makeup invariably rubs off during the night or is otherwise removed, revealing the girls 'true' appearance.
Dude, that chick you hooked up with last night was a total morning goblin!
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One who is obviously a fat ass. Also used a pet name for your signifacant other if you want to joke about their weight and make them in..
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1.) of extreme and/or awesome squishness
2.) to squish to a state which brings pure joy and entertainment
guy : "Dude, this fat d..
