What is Morning Goblin?
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When an ugly girl, who wears a ton of makeup in order to look attractive, wakes up in the morning she is said to be a morning goblin. The makeup invariably rubs off during the night or is otherwise removed, revealing the girls 'true' appearance.
Dude, that chick you hooked up with last night was a total morning goblin!
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A blowjob
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When your friends have had a little too much too drink and you decide that they should drink some water to help them feel better. Howeve..
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As many advantages as there are disadvantages in a situation.
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