Morning Hands

What is Morning Hands?


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when you wake up in the morning and suddenly have the inability to grip anything successfully. this can also occur due to extreme fatigue or uncontrollable laughter. may also occur after having applied lotion to the hands.

"ugh i hate having morning hands, i can never grip my doorknob when i wake up"

See hands, weakness, tired, funny, weird


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