What is Morning Hands?
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when you wake up in the morning and suddenly have the inability to grip anything successfully. this can also occur due to extreme fatigue or uncontrollable laughter. may also occur after having applied lotion to the hands.
"ugh i hate having morning hands, i can never grip my doorknob when i wake up"
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The weekend before college students go on Thanksgiving break, where everyone is intent on getting super hammered because they're in..
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an exclamation of grief, annoyance, or surprise. like "holy shit!" or "aww shit."
"OY ME GALLOSHES! i lost my ..
