Morning Head

What is Morning Head?

adj. The act of a female giving headwhile a man is still asleep, before waking.

Ryan had such big wood when I woke up, I couldn't resist giving him morning head. I have never seen him so happy to be awoken!

Zonko

1. A term used to describe someone with an abnormaly large penis Man that kids got a zonko, i bet he cant even get it up without getting l..

Lampost Wanker

1. A guy hu wears hats and lives in s/bridge. he likes eying up the local lamposts I am N***** and i am a lampost wanka See maddy..

Recorded

1. To get killed. To be brutally slaughtered. "You can't just get away with gankingmy motorscooter! You gonna get recorded!..

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