Morning Horn

What is Morning Horn?

When a man wakes in the morning with an erection. See also the morning wake up call, morning mast and the big top

Hey baby look at my morning horn.

My baby's got wood. Usually followed by your girl chopping on the wood.

See woody, hardon, boner, stiffy

Asspuck

1. the leading part of a large turd that is almost too big to exit your poo hole. i took a dump today that hurt so bad till i got past the..

Ficker

1. A person who is dumb. Sally: Hey, That gutter drains to the ocean! Jan: Yeah, You Ficker! See fucker, mother fucker, fuck, smart, dum..

W.w.u.d.

1. also known as "What Would Uther Do". Uther was an extremely great paladin in Warcraft lore and died trying to save humanity. ..

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