Morning Jerk

What is Morning Jerk?

The first jerkof the day; may also be referred to as " chopping the lumber down", this is the reason god invented morning wood.

Man 1: I didn’t have my morning latte and now I’m feeling sluggish.

Man 2: I can do without a latte but I can’t do without my morning jerk, otherwise the whole day is shot.

See chopping the lumber down, morning wood, jerk, jerking off, jerkin your gerkin, jackin it

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