Morning Major

What is Morning Major?

name for a cock when woke up with it stiff

paul say's "stand to attention"

joanne say's ( whilst saluting to paul's erect penis ) "morning major"

See hard on, morning wood, erect, cock, shaft, major

Uno Sombrero

1. one hat in spanish. Kelli: hes wearing a sombrero. Kelly: and theres uno. Kelli and Kelly: UNO SOMBRERO!! See uno, sombrero, you, kn..

Tarmac

1. when a girl shits on your chest and then rubs her ass around, smothering it in. "i was having sex last night and the girl tarmaced..

Rickyisms

1. Rickyisms is the term devised by the fans of Trailer Park Boys for Ricky's malapropisms. They are often used due to poor education,..

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