Morning Major

What is Morning Major?

name for a cock when woke up with it stiff

paul say's "stand to attention"

joanne say's ( whilst saluting to paul's erect penis ) "morning major"

See hard on, morning wood, erect, cock, shaft, major

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Fookra

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Head First

1. dragging head first = kissing (duhh) from taylor swift's song 'fearless' -You take my hand and drag me head first fearl..

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