Morning Major

What is Morning Major?

name for a cock when woke up with it stiff

paul say's "stand to attention"

joanne say's ( whilst saluting to paul's erect penis ) "morning major"

See hard on, morning wood, erect, cock, shaft, major

Zepha

1. A fart(n) or to fart(v) Usually, a zepha is particularly atrocious and could be considered a crime against humanity. a zephyr is a ligh..

In A Jocker

1. In a very bad state. I saw Dickie Rock on the tele last night. His head was in a jocker. See wrecked, in bits, banjaxed, ireland, dubl..

Yeti Mask

1. Very similar to the Gorilla Mask, the Yeti Mask involves removing aged grey and/or white pubic hairs and applying them firmly on a fresh..

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