Morning Major

What is Morning Major?

name for a cock when woke up with it stiff

paul say's "stand to attention"

joanne say's ( whilst saluting to paul's erect penis ) "morning major"

See hard on, morning wood, erect, cock, shaft, major

Irrekissable

1. Impossible not to kiss a person. You see a person that you just HAVE to kiss. Damn.. I met this girl that was irrekissable... So i ki..

Scrominotchi

1. (n.)skrom-i-not-chi. The perfect code word for vagina, vinny, pussy, ect. When standing around a group of women, two guys, talk to each..

Boar Hoggin'

1. while fucking your chick,put her ankles to her ears,open it wide and pound it,then proceed to sqeal and grunt like a boar.. man i tore ..

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