Morning Major

What is Morning Major?

name for a cock when woke up with it stiff

paul say's "stand to attention"

joanne say's ( whilst saluting to paul's erect penis ) "morning major"

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Poland Sperm

1. When a man sperms into a water bottle (preferably poland spring) until its filled to the top. then he drinks it Man, i got a stomach ac..

Porpoise

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