Morning Major

What is Morning Major?

name for a cock when woke up with it stiff

paul say's "stand to attention"

joanne say's ( whilst saluting to paul's erect penis ) "morning major"

See hard on, morning wood, erect, cock, shaft, major

Ptr 91

1. A civilian market clone of the Heckler & Koch G3/HK91 configured to abide by the US assault weapons ban. Chambered for .308 Winchest..

Exacticate

1. The act of being exact; to be specific, possibly to the point of painfulality]. A: About how far is the M4/A1's range, as a sniper..

Poehl

1. A shy,introverted,life-long virgin,with a extremely small package O look, there goes a Poehl in the mall. The Poehl believed in Santa..

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