Morning Major

What is Morning Major?

name for a cock when woke up with it stiff

paul say's "stand to attention"

joanne say's ( whilst saluting to paul's erect penis ) "morning major"

See hard on, morning wood, erect, cock, shaft, major

I Boot

1. Means you cant be assed to do something Originated at Purbrook Park School "oi keet, wanna go down the heath?" "nah i ..

Move Of One

1. Move of one is siting chillin and easting something salty. I explained than I need to drink 3 beers in move of one. He still didn'..

Sup Dow

1. 1. A formal way to introduce yourself to a group of people or person. 2. A way to say, "what's up?" It is a bastardizat..

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