Morning Major

What is Morning Major?

name for a cock when woke up with it stiff

paul say's "stand to attention"

joanne say's ( whilst saluting to paul's erect penis ) "morning major"

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Morning Seat

1. use of toilet bowl for #2 in the morning I am craving some super-spicy-makes-you-scream-on-the-MORNING-SEAT kinda food. I feel like a ..

Qwilf

1. Similar to milf, with the "qw" part being largely undefined. It is used simply because of the fact that it is so satisfying to..

Zoom Zoom In The Boom Boom

1. The act of wanting or preparing for anal sex. All you act like is I wanna zoom zoom in the boom boom. See butt sex, butt, anal, zoom, ..

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