Morning Major

What is Morning Major?

name for a cock when woke up with it stiff

paul say's "stand to attention"

joanne say's ( whilst saluting to paul's erect penis ) "morning major"

See hard on, morning wood, erect, cock, shaft, major

Pulling An Ortiz

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Jay And Tawno

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Brofives

1. A game in which you and a partner give each other high fives as hard and as fast as possible. Adam: BROFIVES! Trevor: Nice! Brofives ..

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