Morning Major

What is Morning Major?

name for a cock when woke up with it stiff

paul say's "stand to attention"

joanne say's ( whilst saluting to paul's erect penis ) "morning major"

See hard on, morning wood, erect, cock, shaft, major

Logging The Forbidden Forest

1. Shaving your penis hair. Ususally done by gay people or perverts. I'd hate to be a lumberjack if they were loggint the forbidden f..

Redneck Republican

1. Someone who bases their conservative "God, Guns and Guts" value system on wisdom gained while earning their GED, listening to ..

Amicky

1. A large, sometimes belligerent male whose most common adjective is "aggravating". However, is loyal, protective (sometimes ov..

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