Morning Major

What is Morning Major?

name for a cock when woke up with it stiff

paul say's "stand to attention"

joanne say's ( whilst saluting to paul's erect penis ) "morning major"

See hard on, morning wood, erect, cock, shaft, major

W.b.n.

1. Weighty But Nice - used to describe someone who is overweight, but still inexplicably attractive Jimmy, check out that big lass! She&ap..

You Talkin' To Me?

1. A famous movie quote from the movie Taxi Driver, where Travis Bickle(Robert De Niro) looks himself in the mirror and imagines what he wo..

Nosh Off

1. To either a) Eat, or feast upon or b) Suck off somebody a) Look at you there, noshing off those 'nanas b) He was in a bush, re..

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