Morning Missile

What is Morning Missile?

The erectile penis a man get when he wakes up, can be also known as morning wood.

I always wake up every day with a morning missile

the first poop of the day

Oh look, Brian is off to launch his morning missile. Mine's ready too launch to but I'll have to chill until his destruction is over.

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Lululemming

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Fme

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D.e.w.d.n.i.g.e.r.i.n.o

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