Morning Mist

What is Morning Mist?

To propell night sweat from the buttocks onto your partner's face via flatulance.

Although cool and soothing, Sally did not enjoy her shower of morning mist.

The mist that supposedly arises from the toilet during urination and flushing and gets all over everything in the bathroom.

Mom, why are you brushing your teeth in the kitchen?

The mist! The morning mist! It gets on my toothbrush!

See toilet water, piss, urine, mist, vapor

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