Morning Monster

What is Morning Monster?

a massive boner you get in the morning that just will not go away

Whilst I had the urge to stand and walk away from an unwanted conversation, my morning monster prevented me from doing so.

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Psychic Skidmarks

1. Multiple skid marks seen on the pavement in movies that predict the car chase is about to get exciting. Usually left by the stunt driver..

Yellow Dragon Fucker

1. One who plays frisbie with eskimos. Dude, that guy is such a yellow dragon fucker. Why? Look at him he is over there playing frisbie ..

Chwat

1. Like a Twat but Worse You see that Nicks... Hes a right Chwat. See twat, chwat, dick, fucker, nob..

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