Morning Monster

What is Morning Monster?

a massive boner you get in the morning that just will not go away

Whilst I had the urge to stand and walk away from an unwanted conversation, my morning monster prevented me from doing so.

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Exhalorting

1. The act of exhaling and snorting simultaneously out of the nose. While laughing at Jon's stupid jokes, Allie exhalorted, causing m..

Sparkling Clown

1. While receiving a blow job, pull out and blow your load on her face. Then reach into your carefully prepared pocket full of glitter and..

Frittish

1. a fake brittish person who will die sad and alone in the back of a pickup truck. "you're such a frittish" See erika, uk..

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