Morning Monster

What is Morning Monster?

a massive boner you get in the morning that just will not go away

Whilst I had the urge to stand and walk away from an unwanted conversation, my morning monster prevented me from doing so.

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Peachz

1. Another word for "girl" Curtis asked a Peachz out on a date last Friday and was denied. See peachz, girl, boy, lady..

Gas Rape

1. Pronounced like ass rape. The sodomizing of average citizens by large oil and gas companies who continually and unnecessarily raise gas..

Zoule

1. The Keymaster, duh. I lost my keys and I went and saw Zoule to get a new set, beyotch...

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