Morning Monster

What is Morning Monster?

a massive boner you get in the morning that just will not go away

Whilst I had the urge to stand and walk away from an unwanted conversation, my morning monster prevented me from doing so.

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Fairy Muff Response- Glitter!

1. an alternative term for 'fair enough'. When me and my finace were stoned, we sat there and wondered where glitter came from. ..

Trigger

1. Clitoris (compare frig) 1. I've got my finger on your trigger 2. I'm an incurable trigger frigger 2. What you pull to shoo..

Anglo-irish

1. To be of both Irish and English blood, used as a way to describe how you identify your race/nationality. Me? I'm Anglo-Irish..My m..

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