Morning Monster

What is Morning Monster?

a massive boner you get in the morning that just will not go away

Whilst I had the urge to stand and walk away from an unwanted conversation, my morning monster prevented me from doing so.

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Tard-on

1. When a mentally handicapped person gets an erection. A retard with a boner has a tard-on. See boner, retard, hard-on, tard on..

Nastacular

1. when someone or something is so nasty, grotesque, disgusting, vomit approved that no other word in the english dictionary will describe ..

Innw

1. Stands for "If Not Now When?" Man: hey sexy wanna have sex? Woman: Not right now! Man: INNW? See superman 2. INNW(If Not..

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