Morning Monster

What is Morning Monster?

a massive boner you get in the morning that just will not go away

Whilst I had the urge to stand and walk away from an unwanted conversation, my morning monster prevented me from doing so.

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Pilla

1. A word old countrified white people use when they mean pillow Jayme, I'm gonna hit you with my pilla. See pillow, cotten, bed, co..

Quote Can

1. In the time of 300A.D., Indians would kick a Coca-Cola can around their villages or trailer-parks while shouting ridiculous and sometim..

Oven Stuffer

1. A person that is short and stout. Not overweight, not tall and lanky, but having a thick and compact body. She's an "oven stu..

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