Morning Monster

What is Morning Monster?

a massive boner you get in the morning that just will not go away

Whilst I had the urge to stand and walk away from an unwanted conversation, my morning monster prevented me from doing so.

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Pext

1. Peeing and texting at the same time. The whipped boyfriend really had to pee but his girlfriend had just texted him, so he decided to p..

Merithew

1. Biggest faggot scumbag brothers that will ever live in your town BEWARE THEYLL STEAL YOUR MONEY ..oh yes there are THREE of them "..

Like There's No Tomorrow

1. Excessively. A synonym of like it ain't no thing or until the cows come home. You know the old saying: work like you need the mon..

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