Morning Oak

What is Morning Oak?

Morning wood of abnormal size and rigidity, impossible to "tuck" away and often quite painful

Today I woke up with morning oak that I could have used to fuck a sea lion with. I thought my dick was going to explode.

See morning wood, hard on, stiffy, boner, erection

Kmkb

1. abbr. stands for ' ki maa ka bhosada ' literal meaning ' mothers vagina' in hindi. usage common college slang. abcd..

Yavshuck

1. turkish word for dickhead, ediot ect you are a typical yavshuck..

Bambidextrous

1. the ability to handle two bimbos at one time. John is dating 2 bimbos, and is therefore... bambidextrous..

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