Morning Oak

What is Morning Oak?

Morning wood of abnormal size and rigidity, impossible to "tuck" away and often quite painful

Today I woke up with morning oak that I could have used to fuck a sea lion with. I thought my dick was going to explode.

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Tongue My Plums

1. The act of a women licking your balls Hey lady, do you want to come back to my place and tongue my plums? See Cama..

Phorn

1. Pornography traded between cell phones as pic messages, usually taken using the cell phone camera. Jimmy sent me some great phorn of hi..

S.o.l.

1. Acronym for the words of "Shit Out of Luck." It is used in reference to the state of having run out of all other options, wher..

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