Morning Oak

What is Morning Oak?


1.

Morning wood of abnormal size and rigidity, impossible to "tuck" away and often quite painful

Today I woke up with morning oak that I could have used to fuck a sea lion with. I thought my dick was going to explode.

See morning wood, hard on, stiffy, boner, erection


52

Random Words:

1. To get busy with your lady i.e. to have sexual intercourse but call it something much more manly. I'm bout to get my grown man on...
1. Used as an exclamation of dislike or distaste when one is informed that they must perform a tedious, time-consuming or difficult task. M..
1. Word made by neopets user busch_bounty711. Name meaning 'magic reptillian creature'. Yuminaka lifted her hands and casted a ..