Morning Oak

What is Morning Oak?

Morning wood of abnormal size and rigidity, impossible to "tuck" away and often quite painful

Today I woke up with morning oak that I could have used to fuck a sea lion with. I thought my dick was going to explode.

See morning wood, hard on, stiffy, boner, erection

How You

1. 1. How are you? 2. Refers more to someone a person hasn't seen in a long time. how you dawg? how you been...

Ktb

1. Shortening of kthxbye, which is in turn a shortened form of "k thx bye". The K is short for OK, which is short for "oll k..

Xiwox

1. A word used to replace someone's last name to show them disrespect. Look! It's that loser Jake xiwox...

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