Morning Oak

What is Morning Oak?

Morning wood of abnormal size and rigidity, impossible to "tuck" away and often quite painful

Today I woke up with morning oak that I could have used to fuck a sea lion with. I thought my dick was going to explode.

See morning wood, hard on, stiffy, boner, erection

Tardus Extremus

1. An exceedingly dull-witted person; also "tardus-extremus." Mike is a tardus extremus. See Kiko..

30 And Dirty

1. an older woman thats horny Damn, that girl was 30 and dirty. She needs it! See dirty, 30, horny, woman, older..

Hang Meat

1. The fatty lippage that hangs for a loose lipped pussy bitch. Damn Son, look at that stripper's hang meat! See marten..

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