Morning Snake Pull

What is Morning Snake Pull?


1.

When I a guy masturbates first thing in the morning to start his day.

Tommy does not leave his house until he has done his morning snake pull.

See morning, snake, pull, masturbate, jerk off


0

Random Words:

1. A weirdo with a beard. In my travels I am constantly on the lookout for strange new beardos. I can only hope that someday I will attai..
1. The alpha male of the llama pack. OBAMA!! CHANGE!! The Obama llama fought the other male llamas successfully to win copulatory rights ..
1. When your mum or someone else close to you gets murked. "Hey, where'd my mum go?" "ya mum got mugged!" "..