Morning Splinter

What is Morning Splinter?

Morning wood in the less well endowed.

I woke up but couldn't go outside because of an embarrassing case of morning splinter.

See boner, erection, morning wood, tent

Sphinkter Wink

1. When the sphinkter contracts and expands especially during an orgasim. What a female's assholedoes during a really good oragasm ..

Madisonstorm

1. One lacking any measurable trace of intelligence, personal hygiene, or masculinity. Often referred to as a retard, gypsy, or big pussy. ..

Garfnart™

1. Someone who does not know what a GarfNart™ is. Reeses223Pieces is a GarfNart™..

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