Morning Splinter

What is Morning Splinter?

Morning wood in the less well endowed.

I woke up but couldn't go outside because of an embarrassing case of morning splinter.

See boner, erection, morning wood, tent

John Roy

1. a very large poop that is satisfying when unleashed in a toilet o man i got to drop a john roy at the store See poop, dump, log, shit,..

Rurt

1. Rurt is an onomatopoeiac term for ketchup/sauce as it resembles the sound made when the condiment is squirted/extracted from its contain..

Dick Contact

1. Like when you're walking, and a girl looks you in the eyes... except it's your dick. "Dude, Wendy just totally made dick..

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