Morning Splinter

What is Morning Splinter?

Morning wood in the less well endowed.

I woke up but couldn't go outside because of an embarrassing case of morning splinter.

See boner, erection, morning wood, tent

Jiggity Jont

1. jazzed up version of jont "Yo how much were them rims son? I'm trynna cop some of dem jiggity jonts"..

Scratching The Mccain Bus

1. A euphemism for masturbating. The phrase was first coined when John McCain's campaign tour bus collided with a van in Miami in Augu..

Zaqqaz

1. Typically used for a man (most commonly bald or with shaved head) wearing flip-flops. OMG, did you see what that zaqqaz did? See puffi..

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