What is Morning Splitter?
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In males, the early morning 
Damn this morning splitter. I don't have time to be wipin piss off the rim of the toilet today.
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A action that is idiotic and stupid
Jumping up and down and saying fart, fart, fart!.. 
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go for a shit and on a long and hot day the remaining turd goes hard and sticks to your arse hais creating the kawazaki crumble
Dillon:..