Morning Sprinkler

What is Morning Sprinkler?


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The uncontrolled spray of urine caused by blocking of the urethra from dried up ejaculatory fluid as a result of late night sexual relations with ones self or hopefully with someone of the female gender.

MOTHER FUCK!! Now I have to change my socks and mop the bathroom floor because of my morning sprinkler.

See snake tongue, fire hose, fork in the road


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