Morning Sprinkler

What is Morning Sprinkler?

1.

The uncontrolled spray of urine caused by blocking of the urethra from dried up ejaculatory fluid as a result of late night sexual relations with ones self or hopefully with someone of the female gender.

MOTHER FUCK!! Now I have to change my socks and mop the bathroom floor because of my morning sprinkler.

See snake tongue, fire hose, fork in the road
3

Random Words:

Kroniphobia
1. fear of fat ugly women who beleive they are attractive Dude I have Kroniphobia, I saw this fat girl wearing a tanktop and shaking her a..
Read more
Jerkson
1. The human male wang. I just don't understand why women are supposedly so critical of jerkson size. All sizes do the same job, so w..
Read more
Add Kid
1. A kid thats takes ritalin which makes him violent often beats kids up for no reason. Me 12 years old: Don't mess with him hes an A..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free