Morning Sprinkler

What is Morning Sprinkler?


1.

The uncontrolled spray of urine caused by blocking of the urethra from dried up ejaculatory fluid as a result of late night sexual relations with ones self or hopefully with someone of the female gender.

MOTHER FUCK!! Now I have to change my socks and mop the bathroom floor because of my morning sprinkler.

See snake tongue, fire hose, fork in the road


3

Random Words:

1. An insult. Bastardization of 'eat me' and 'kiss my ass'. I told the fucker to go get a spoon and eat my ass. See ..
1. A sexy young lady with the beauty of a ballerina yet the innocence of a bambi. My girl is so special...she's my bambalina See bam..
1. a fat women with saggy sweaty breasts with unusually large nipples she deffinatly should be at this nude beach , her hamburger tits are..