Morning Sprinkler

What is Morning Sprinkler?

1.

The uncontrolled spray of urine caused by blocking of the urethra from dried up ejaculatory fluid as a result of late night sexual relations with ones self or hopefully with someone of the female gender.

MOTHER FUCK!! Now I have to change my socks and mop the bathroom floor because of my morning sprinkler.

See snake tongue, fire hose, fork in the road
3

Random Words:

Qitch
1. A donkey raping, ass spelunking bitch. Mike - "That 6th grader is hot!" Corbin - "You are such a qitch..." See ki..
Read more
Murzello
1. Cheese....A name with mixtures from italy, france, india, and chef boyardee. Usually nicknamed "Churros", because there is no ..
Read more
Friday Fever
1. To sluff off toward the end of the work week due to thoughts of the impending weekend. Often involves being unproductive or procrastina..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free