What is Morning Sprinkler?
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The uncontrolled spray of urine caused by blocking of the urethra from dried up ejaculatory fluid as a result of late night sexual relations with ones self or hopefully with someone of the female gender.
MOTHER FUCK!! Now I have to change my socks and mop the bathroom floor because of my morning sprinkler.
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All the more reason to actually attempt yourself.
TV: Warning this stunt is performed by trained professionals. Do not attempt.
Me: &q..
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To punch a vagina and/or anus. The act of fisting.
I punch fucked your mom last night
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The art of frontal donkey punching ..
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What farts are blamed on when there is no dog available.
Who farted?
Dunno, but I think it's those barking spiders!
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