Morning Sprinkler

What is Morning Sprinkler?


1.

The uncontrolled spray of urine caused by blocking of the urethra from dried up ejaculatory fluid as a result of late night sexual relations with ones self or hopefully with someone of the female gender.

MOTHER FUCK!! Now I have to change my socks and mop the bathroom floor because of my morning sprinkler.

See snake tongue, fire hose, fork in the road


3

Random Words:

1. The act of pretending to be shit-faced for the amusement of other people. P1: "Man, you were so wasted last night! Everybody saw ..
1. the 1337 version of epic phail, that is often used at any game... Someone that is a newbie fail an (VERY) easy mission Newb: OMG the g..
1. An inheritable mental disorder. Wasting your time until you receive money you have never worked for. Engaging in a dead end job that lea..