What is Morning Stiffy?
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A characteristic of the male human. The morning stiffy occurs at about 6 AM. Hard to ignore by the male, it should be hidden from the human female, lest she think that it is a lollipop....
"Well, I woke up with a morning stiffy... so I wanted to do up the old lady, but she said, 'Get away from me !!'"....
"So I gave it to 'er in the butt...."
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A mullet. Ape drape is a shortened version of nape drape, which makes more sense, as a nape is the back of your neck.
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What to say to someone who is currently being an insufferable, self-involved prick.
Alternatively, what to say to someone who's be..
