Morning Stoner

What is Morning Stoner?

1. A waste of life

2. A waste of life who is so unhappy in their life that they have to get stoned right when they wake up to pass the day.

"Have you seen Jimmy at all recently?"

"Nah. he just sits at home playing videogames all day by himself"

"He's probably a morning stoner, that wanker"

See wastoid, pothead, stoner, idiot, druggie

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