Morning Stories

What is Morning Stories?


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Morning Stories: noun

Activity that happens when a group of people (often roommates) gather in one room "the morning after" and share recollections or anecdotes of the previous night's activities.

Commonly occurs in college sorority houses or in houses where several co-eds reside.

Participants are usually young females and primary topic of conversation is regarding who hooked up.

"By 10:00 a.m. on Saturday morning, we gathered in Jenny's room for aspirin, orange juice and morning stories."

See hooking up, laughing, chicks, 1987


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