Morning Stunner

What is Morning Stunner?

When a man takes his erect penis and gently taps it on the forehead of his partner upon waking.

If you don't roll over, I'll give you the morning stunner.

Who needs an alarm clock when you have the morning stunner?

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Poo Cheese

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Informed Ignorance

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