Morning Thickness

What is Morning Thickness?

Nocturnal Penile Tumescence, or the uncomfortable feeling of waking up with an erection. The slang was adapted from Morning Sickness.

Hey dude, you got a mad morning thickness there. Cover yourself.

See morning glory, woody, boner, erection, tent pole, stiffy

Mcclain

1. when you are sitting on the toilet and flush (while still sitting) and some of the poopwater splashes up and gets on your rump "ma..

Apology

1. Admitting that something that you should not have said something that could have been interpreted as rude, whether you meant it or not. ..

Zegan

1. One who's diet consists of strictly drinking only shampoo. I'm on that new zegan diet....everything tastes like soapy jizz. ..

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