Morning Thickness

What is Morning Thickness?

Nocturnal Penile Tumescence, or the uncomfortable feeling of waking up with an erection. The slang was adapted from Morning Sickness.

Hey dude, you got a mad morning thickness there. Cover yourself.

See morning glory, woody, boner, erection, tent pole, stiffy

Upmo

1. You Piss Me Off. The "u" is shorthand for the word "you." Commonly used on the internet by those of low intellect,..

Eswang

1. Hanging out with your best friend. Tomarrow im Hangning Eswang with Kim. =] See hanging out, bestfriend, cool, beans, eswang, bob, too..

Niggerjuana

1. Nasty weed that you buy from black people that has lots of stems and seeds and tastes like shit. (but it still gets you high!) "D..

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