Morning Thickness

What is Morning Thickness?

Nocturnal Penile Tumescence, or the uncomfortable feeling of waking up with an erection. The slang was adapted from Morning Sickness.

Hey dude, you got a mad morning thickness there. Cover yourself.

See morning glory, woody, boner, erection, tent pole, stiffy

Yo La Tengo

1. A lo-fi, indie group that takes many cues from "The Velvet Underground." Although their respective sounds are similar, they a..

Blackout Train

1. A phrase used usually by college students to communicate the fact that they going to get so drunk that they will not remember anything t..

The Wad

1. A fucking mammoth wang John Holmes was nicknamed "THE WAD!!!"..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Morning Thickness Edit Meaning