Morning Thickness

What is Morning Thickness?

Nocturnal Penile Tumescence, or the uncomfortable feeling of waking up with an erection. The slang was adapted from Morning Sickness.

Hey dude, you got a mad morning thickness there. Cover yourself.

See morning glory, woody, boner, erection, tent pole, stiffy

Jewish Standard Time Jst

1. Being 15 minutes late to everything. Hey Dick head,you are late! Are you running JST or sumthing..

Van-tard

1. The unfortunate few that lick windows, obviously retarded, from the inside of vans. Not meant literally, but for your friends that have ..

Nypbatic

1. When Derrek has sex with a catholic school teacher. Derrek was soooooo gay...

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