Morning Thickness

What is Morning Thickness?

Nocturnal Penile Tumescence, or the uncomfortable feeling of waking up with an erection. The slang was adapted from Morning Sickness.

Hey dude, you got a mad morning thickness there. Cover yourself.

See morning glory, woody, boner, erection, tent pole, stiffy

Visioning

1. In the video game 'Madden', while playing with quarterback vision on, the art of moving the vision eloquently to find an open ..

Imc-o-matic

1. A cross between an apple computer, a large fry from McDonalds and an automatic vaccum cleaner from the late 70s. Arent the advertising ..

Bloogometer

1. a device to measure human gasseous out put-- similar to the stankometer which determines the foulness of the gasseous out put by placin..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Morning Thickness Edit Meaning