Morning Thickness

What is Morning Thickness?

Nocturnal Penile Tumescence, or the uncomfortable feeling of waking up with an erection. The slang was adapted from Morning Sickness.

Hey dude, you got a mad morning thickness there. Cover yourself.

See morning glory, woody, boner, erection, tent pole, stiffy

Behooving

1. to remove hooves from any stable animal. comes from the ancient word hannah, the cow. I just behooved hannah the cow. See ashley..

Orange Shark

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San Diego Charg-him

1. See San Diego Charg-her, except with a dude playing center cont... Sean: So basically you had a San Diego Charg-him with Carl, instead..

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