Morning Thickness

What is Morning Thickness?

Nocturnal Penile Tumescence, or the uncomfortable feeling of waking up with an erection. The slang was adapted from Morning Sickness.

Hey dude, you got a mad morning thickness there. Cover yourself.

See morning glory, woody, boner, erection, tent pole, stiffy

Yawny

1. the act of yawning "Im very yawny today." See yawny, tired, sleep, sleepy..

Cunt's Tender

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Rachmunis

1. What one demonstrates when motivated by the goodness of his or her heart. (2)That which causes one to correct a wrong that is causing gr..

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