Morning Thickness

What is Morning Thickness?

Nocturnal Penile Tumescence, or the uncomfortable feeling of waking up with an erection. The slang was adapted from Morning Sickness.

Hey dude, you got a mad morning thickness there. Cover yourself.

See morning glory, woody, boner, erection, tent pole, stiffy

-tastic

1. suffix, to be added to a word to add emphasis, either bad or good Hey Ryan, that project is really crap-tastic! Hey Godfrey, that is t..

Australian Weekend

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404 Girl

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