Morning Thickness

What is Morning Thickness?

Nocturnal Penile Tumescence, or the uncomfortable feeling of waking up with an erection. The slang was adapted from Morning Sickness.

Hey dude, you got a mad morning thickness there. Cover yourself.

See morning glory, woody, boner, erection, tent pole, stiffy

Dime-piece

1. a good looking female "You see that chick by the locker over there, now shes a dime-piece!" See hottie, chick, betty, beauti..

Haase

1. The act of disowning somebody when they betray you He just Haased his ass. Man he lost my kite board. I am going to pull a Haase on hi..

Ooftage

1. when someone is really good looking you say they have ooftage Carl: Dude did u see that chick? Dave: Yeh, she has MAJOR ooftage See o..

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