Morning Thickness

What is Morning Thickness?

Nocturnal Penile Tumescence, or the uncomfortable feeling of waking up with an erection. The slang was adapted from Morning Sickness.

Hey dude, you got a mad morning thickness there. Cover yourself.

See morning glory, woody, boner, erection, tent pole, stiffy

Nature's Dental Floss

1. pubic hair stuck in your teeth I went down on a chick with a 70s retro muff and got a mouthful of nature's dental floss. See pube..

Uhap

1. You have a problem. OMG WTF UHAP BITCH. DONT shit in my salad!!!! See weird, freak, odd, messed up, retarded..

Versnikit

1. When you drink too much alcohol and become extremely inebriated " Yo dude i got totally Versnikit last night " See alcohol, ..

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