Morning Thickness

What is Morning Thickness?

Nocturnal Penile Tumescence, or the uncomfortable feeling of waking up with an erection. The slang was adapted from Morning Sickness.

Hey dude, you got a mad morning thickness there. Cover yourself.

See morning glory, woody, boner, erection, tent pole, stiffy

Queetar

1. 1. A lesbian panda. 2. The first word of the popular Chinese band Queetar Trainer, a reference to lesbian pandas Guy 1: Hey man watcha..

Niggablam

1. the scaring, starling, or exciting of a african american. Dude i just niggablamed Jamal overthere! See nigga, nigger, black, african, ..

Alabama Flop

1. the haircut that all the frat boys in the south have, one similar to that of former senator rob blagojevich. "Let's go beat u..

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