Morning Thickness

What is Morning Thickness?

Nocturnal Penile Tumescence, or the uncomfortable feeling of waking up with an erection. The slang was adapted from Morning Sickness.

Hey dude, you got a mad morning thickness there. Cover yourself.

See morning glory, woody, boner, erection, tent pole, stiffy

Boomswaggle

1. To befuddle or confuse; usually connotates surprise. I was boomswaggled by (whatever boomswaggled you). See Michelle..

Double D's

1. 1. Huge boobs, often in reference to size "D" cups 2. Cassie Nelson (Though see is the only one who calls herself that, lol) ..

Iaapitb

1. Acronym for "I Am A Pain In The Butt" I know I annoy you on a regular basis. IAAPITB. See wife, annoy, girlfriend, butt, acr..

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