Morning Thickness

What is Morning Thickness?

Nocturnal Penile Tumescence, or the uncomfortable feeling of waking up with an erection. The slang was adapted from Morning Sickness.

Hey dude, you got a mad morning thickness there. Cover yourself.

See morning glory, woody, boner, erection, tent pole, stiffy

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Lunch'n

1. Acting a damn fool. Acting out of character while being lambasted. You were totally lunch'n at the club last night! See slippin, ..

Kirkey

1. Spazzing out rampantly and yelling, followed by slamming an object fiercely in anger (such as a door or bulletin board) and eating shit ..

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