Morning Thickness

What is Morning Thickness?

Nocturnal Penile Tumescence, or the uncomfortable feeling of waking up with an erection. The slang was adapted from Morning Sickness.

Hey dude, you got a mad morning thickness there. Cover yourself.

See morning glory, woody, boner, erection, tent pole, stiffy

Quim Bath

1. An explosive female orgasm covering the "manipulator" with pune juice. her moans stopped and he returned out of the room with..

Reality Trip

1. A man consisting of 2 parts: 50% insanity, 50% Ganja. Also the self-proclaimed 'greatest man alive' and is responsible for s..

Mandah

1. Pure Awesomeness, if you dissagree with this legend you will die, or perhaps catch HIV or some deadly disease. "Getcha mandah o..

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