Morning Thickness

What is Morning Thickness?

Nocturnal Penile Tumescence, or the uncomfortable feeling of waking up with an erection. The slang was adapted from Morning Sickness.

Hey dude, you got a mad morning thickness there. Cover yourself.

See morning glory, woody, boner, erection, tent pole, stiffy

Umtit

1. A hairy mole on a tit. An action of acting like a homeless person. Skeet you being such an umtit these days. Yo mah man Shaquan, why ..

Flashnarg

1. a sudden high followed by a state of paranoia He was smoking a blunt and was fiercley attacked by a flashnarg...

Uz'

1. An Uzzi, which is a great weapon to aim on someone you really hate! "I got a long UZ', and I carry it all day Sometimes it&a..

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